Shamelessly stolen from my very good pal - Thanks Mickie!
* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
* If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
* The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
* A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
* A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)
* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
* The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
* The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
* The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
* Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
* Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
* Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
* A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)
* Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
* Polar bears are left-pawed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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