“Ah domestic bliss. What’s for supper then?”
“I’m not quite sure.”
“Hmm?”
“The oven won’t heat up properly.”
“Nuke something in the microwave then.”
“Something exploded in the microwave and I haven’t had time to clean up the mess…..oh….and the freezer has frozen shut.”
“Beans on toast! Let’s open a tin!”
“I can’t find the can opener and anyway it doesn’t work and the toaster fused this morning.”
“Toaster oven.”
“I forgot to bring it in from the garden at the end of the summer. Something’s chewed through the cord.”
“Hmm what other options do we have then?”
“I made some bread. Bread and cheese?”
“And wine and thou……”
“Not a popular choice with the children I suspect.”
“Still….at least that’s solved the Christmas present dilemma?”
“It does? How so?”
“Which new domestic appliance would you like?”
“Let’s put it this way………if it has a plug I don’t want it, o.k.?
“Batteries?”
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