Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ivory Wedding Anniversay

"Let me make this quite clear. I don't care how tired you all are I want everybody there, bright and early at breakfast for our gift exchange."
"Sure. Are you expecting a surprise?"
"I am expecting something duty free from the airport shop."
"However, he will be receiving a minor heart attack in a box."
"Really? What did you have in mind?"
"Something age appropriate for an old codger."
"Such as?"
"Meet Fred. I look positively youthful by comparison."
"Are you sure about that?"


Whitenoise said...

Sure hope it doubles as a coin bank.

Anonymous said...

Brillian idea! ANd happy anniversary? (ivory..? will have to google this one)

Anonymous said...

It was supposed to say Happy Anniversary ! , in other words, followed by an exclamation point not a question mark. Sorry. The question was about which number ivory was, not if I wanted you to have a happy anniv. Geez...

BPOTW said...

What a cutie!! Good choice and I love your logic! Happy Anniversary!